EDIT (11/6/14): I updated the chart with a few minor changes.
Like every other girl in high school during the early 2000s, I watched Gilmore Girls. And like every other girl that was in high school during the early 2000s, I'm rewatching this ridiculous-amazingly-awful show on Netflix.
Midway through the first season Lorelai wears this beautiful bigfoot hat and I couldn't help but make a chart. I don't have time to make the hat at this second, but you totally can. I don't think I got the chart 100% accurate because it's hard to see, but it's definitely a starting point. Feel free to tweak it. Make a hat, put sasquatches on a sweater. Whatever! Do it in white and make a yeti! I'm sure it'll work for tapestry crochet too. Make a bigfoot blanket!
Oh, and to help those of you out that want to make this hat...here are some more pictures (click them for full-size)! XOXOX