Sunday, December 8, 2019

FREE Crochet Pattern - Baby Yoda (The Child) from The Mandolorian


There are a million Baby Yoda patterns floating around and now there are a million and one because I wanted to make a bigger version in a simplified, derpy style. I figure this might also be up someone else's alley and hot damn it's the holidays so, of course, it's free (also the Mouse Detective is the most aggressive of the copyright police...I know from experience. lolz). Enjoy! Feel free to modify this pattern as you see fit, but link back here to share the joy and, you know, give me a little credit. 

Mine turned out about 8" tall and 13" across at the widest point AKA the ears. I used Caron Simply Soft except for the light brown which is Radheart Supa Sava! Super Saver is a little thicker than Simply Soft and you want the collar and the cuffs to be a little chunkier. Heck, you can use the same color brown if you want. I used 10mm safety eyes, but you can do whatever.

What You Need (Tools and Stuff)
  • size F crochet hook (use a bigger one for a bigger Baby Yoda) 
  • worsted weight yarn in light green, light pink, two shades of brown
  • tapestry needle
  • 10mm safety eyes
  • filling

Head
With light green.
Ch 2;
Rnd 1: work 7 sc into 2nd ch from hook (7);
Rnd 2: inc around (14);
Rnd 3: * sc, inc, repeat from * around (21);
Rnd 4: * 2 sc, inc, repeat from * around (28);
Rnd 5: * 3 sc, inc, repeat from * around (35);
Rnd 6: * 4 sc, inc, repeat from * around (42);
Rnd 7: sc around (42);
Rnd 8: * 5 sc, inc, repeat from * around (49);
Rnds 9-13: sc around (49);
Rnd 14: * 5 sc, dec, repeat from * around (42), break off and leave long tail for joining.

Ears
Make 2,
With light green.
Ch 21, turn;
Row 1: sc in 2nd ch from hook, hdc, dc, tc until 3 st left, dc, hdc, sc, ch 1, turn;
Row 2: skip 1st st, sl into 2nd, sc, hdc, dc across until 4 st left, hdc, sc, sl, ch 1, turn;
Row 3: skip 1st, sl into 2nd, sc, 2 hdc, dc across until 5 left, 2 hdc, sc, sl, ch 1 turn;
Row 4: skip 1st, sl into 2nd, 2 sc, hdc, dc across until 5 left, 2 hdc, sc, sl, ch 1 turn;
Row 5: 3 sl, sc, hdc, dc, tc, dc, hdc, sc, sl all the way to corner where you started, ch 1, turn;
Finishing: sl around to create finished edge, break off.
Add some optional pink to the inner part of the ear (this will also help the ears not flop around if you’re using a larger hook/making a bigger Baby Yoda) with the following:
With light pink.
Ch 5;
Row 1: sc in 2nd ch from hook and across (4), ch 1, turn;
Row 2: sc across, (4), ch 1, turn;
Row 3: inc, sc across (5), ch 1 turn;
Row 4: sc until 1 st remains, inc in final st (6), ch 1, turn;
Row 5: sl, sc, 2 hdc, sc, sl, break off.
Stitch into place with the flat edge matching the flat edge of the ear.
The ear needs to be folded a little and then joined to the head. The flat edge is the top of the ear. It may take a few passes around to get the ear secure and positioned.

Body
Starting at the bottom,
With darker brown.
Ch 2;
Rnd 1: work 7 sc into 2nd ch from hook (7);
Rnd 2: inc around (14);
Rnd 3: * sc, inc, repeat from * around (21);
Rnd 4: * 2 sc, inc, repeat from * around (28);
Rnd 5: * 3 sc, inc, repeat from * around (35);
Rnd 6: * 4 sc, inc, repeat from * around (42);
Rnd 7: * 5 sc, inc, repeat from * around (49);
Rnd 8: * 6 sc, inc, repeat from * around (56);
Rnd 9: * 7 sc, inc, repeat from * around (63);
Rnd 10: * 8 sc, inc, repeat from * around (70);
Rnds 11-13: sc around (70);
Rnd 14: * 8 sc, dec, repeat from * around (63);
Rnd 15: sc around (63);
Rnd 16: * 7 sc, dec, repeat from * around (56);
Rnd 17: sc around (56);
Rnd 18: * 6 sc, dec, repeat from * around (49);
Rnds 19-20: sc around (49);
Rnd 21: * 5 sc, dec, repeat from * around (42);
Rnds 22-26: sc around (42);
Rnd 27: * 4 sc, dec, repeat from * around (35);
Rnd 28: * 3 sc, dec, repeat from * around (28), break off, stuff to desired firmness;
Stuff and attach the head.

Collar
With lighter brown.
Ch 13;
Row 1: begin sc in 2nd ch from hook (12), ch 1, turn;
Rows 2-42: sc across (12), ch 1, turn;
Row 43: sc across (12), break off and leave long tail for attaching to body. Attach as shown then fold down.


Hands
You’re basically going to be making 2 tiny 3-fingered gloves.
With your green.
Ch 19, sl to form loop;
Rnds 1-3: sc around (18);
1st finger (here is when it might get confusing?): 3 sc, ch 2, then fold the piece such that the start of your rnds is one of the edges, join the ch to the other side and sc in what were the final 3 sts of the rnd (8);
Rnds 2-3: sc around (8), break off and close the hole – I ran the tail through the loops of the stitches then cinched it shut;
2nd finger: rejoin the yarn in what would have been the 4th st of the original rnd, ch 1 (this is the 1st st of the finger), 2 sc, ch 2, join to the back side and sc in the next 3 sts before the 1st finger, 2 sc in the ch of the 1st finger (10);
Rnds 2-3: sc around (10), break off and close;
3rd finger: regjoin yarn in 7th st of original rnd, ch 1, sc all the way around including into the ch of the 2nd finger (8);
Rnds 2-3, sc around (8), break off and close.

Arms
Make 2, with darker brown, starting at the wrists, you are going to attach these to the hands you just made and work up the arms away from the hands.
Rnd 1: ch 1 in the joining st, this counts as your 1st st, sc around (18);
Rnds 2-5: sc around (18);
Row 6: (this next part is going to be the shoulder - stop working in the rnd, start working flat) 9 sc (9), ch 1, turn;
Row 7: 9 sc, (9), ch 1, turn
Row 8: skip the 1st sc, 6 sc, dec across final 2 sts (7), ch 1, turn;
Row 9: skip the 1st sc, 4 sc, dec across final 2 sts (5), break off and leave tail for joining to body.

Sleeve Cuff
Make 2, with lighter brown.
Ch 10, leave a tail of several inches;
Row 1: begin sc in 2nd ch from hook (9), ch 1, turn;
Rows 2-19: sc across (9), break off and leave a long tail.
Seam the short sides together to make a ring then slide it over the arm and join it as shown. Make sure the seam of the cuff is on the back or underside of the arm. Fold it down to partially cover the hand. Stuff the arm.
Attach the shoulders to the body. The shoulder should be partially under the collar when it is folded down.

Front Details
Begin with lighter brown, ch 22;
Row 1: begin sc in 2nd ch and across (21), switch to darker brown, ch 1, turn;
Row 2: sc across (21), ch 1, turn;
Row 3: sc across (21), break off and leave a long tail stitch it up the middle of the body.

Done!

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Monday, November 11, 2019

Titty Frog FREE Crochet Pattern...NSFW????

IS THIS NSFW???

I DON'T KNOW.

It might be?

Proceed with caution?!

Anywho...I've done it. By popular demand (AKA that poll I posted on my Facebook months ago), I reverse-engineered the crochet pattern for the world-famous, super-seductive Titty Frog. If you're somehow unfamiliar with Titty Frog, please see the legendary image below.


To the original creator of Titty Frog: I hope you don't mind that I want to share the joy of Titty Frog with the world. I also want to shake your hand. You are my hero.

To the owners of Titty Frog: Thank you for telling the world about this beautiful creature.

To the crocheters that have made it here: Feel free to modify this pattern as you see fit. Want a bigger Titty Frog? Sure. Use a bigger hook. Do it. Want to tweak some part or another? Do it.

This is my Titty Frog.


Supplies and Materials
  • Size F hook
  • Yarn needle
  • Stitch marker
  • Yarn in two shades of green, white, black and a bit of red for Titty Frog’s seductive mouth (I used Caron Simply Soft, if you care)
  • Your favorite filling (I use polyester)

Pattern Time! 

Head.
It appears to me that her head was made in the round – but not continuous rounds, which means you’ll be working an sl into the 1st st of the rnd, doing a ch, then beginning the next rnd in the same st - and the lighter part was then seamed on. We will begin this journey by making the main part of her head with your chosen darker shade of green.
Ch 2;
Rnd 1: work 7 sc into the 2nd ch from hook (7), ch 1;
Rnd 2: inc around (14), sl into the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 3: * sc, inc, repeat from * around (21), sl into 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 4: sc around (21), sl into 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 5: * sc 2, inc, repeat from * around (28), sl into 1st st, ch 1;
Rnds 6-12: sc around (28), sl into 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 13: * sc 2, dec, repeat from * around (21), sl into 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 14: sc around (21), sl into 1st st, ch 1;
Stuff it about now;
Rnd 15: * sc, dec, repeat from * around (14); sl into 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 16: dec around (7), close.

Lower Face.
With lighter green, starting at the front, ch 4;
Row 1: begin sc in 2nd ch from hook, sc across (3), ch 1, turn;
Row 2: inc in 1st st, sc, inc (5), ch 1, turn:
Row 3: inc, sc 3, inc (7), ch 1, turn;
Row 4: inc, sc 5, inc (9), ch 1, turn;
Row 5: inc, sc 7, inc (11), ch 1, turn;
Rows 6-12: sc across (11), ch 1, turn;
Row 13: skip the 1st st, sc in the 2nd and across until there are 2 sts left, dec across final 2 sts (9), ch 1, turn;
Row 14: repeat 13 (7), ch 1, turn;
Row 15: repeat 13 (5), break off and leave a long tail for sewing to the head.
I joined the pieces together with a whip stitch.

Eyes.
Make 2, start with green, and these will be made in continuous rounds.
Ch 2;
Rnd 1: work 6 sc into 2nd ch from hook (6);
Rnd 2: inc around (12);
Rnd 3: sc around (12), switch to white;
Rnd 4: sc around (12);
Stuff it.
Rnd 5: dec around (6), switch to black;
Rnd 6: work 3 scs into the hole and close it, break off.
Position and join the eyes to the head.
For the mouth, I used a short length of red and running stitch. The end of the mouth should be below the eyes.

Body.
The body is constructed similarly to the head, but we’re going to start with our lighter green shade and work in non-continuous rounds. Start at the top/neck part.
Ch 2;
Rnd 1: work 7 sc into 2nd ch from hook (7), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 2: inc around (14), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 3: * sc, inc, repeat from * around (21), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1
Rnd 4: sc around (21), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 5: * sc 2, inc, repeat from * around (28), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 6: * sc 3, inc, repeat from * around (35), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnds 7-9: sc around (35), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 10: * sc 3, dec, repeat from * around (28), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnds 11-13: sc around (28), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 14: * sc 2, dec, repeat from * around (21), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnds 15-18: sc around (21), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 19: * sc, dec, repeat from * around (14), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Start stuffing now if you didn’t get excited and do it already.
Rnd 20: sc around (14), sl into the top of the 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 21: sc around (14), sl into the top of the 1st st (do not ch 1);
Close the hole using a row of sl to create a flat seam, break off.

Back.
With darker green, starting at the top/neck, ch 6;
Row 1: begin sc in 2nd ch from hook, sc across (5), ch 1, turn;
Row 2: inc, sc 3, inc (7), ch 1, turn;
Row 3: inc, sc 5, inc, (9), ch 1, turn;
Row 4: inc, sc 7, inc (11), ch 1, turn;
Row 5: inc, sc 9, inc (13), ch 1, turn;
Row 6: inc, sc 11, inc, (15), ch 1, turn;
Row 7, inc, sc 13, inc (17), ch 1, turn;
Row 8: inc, sc 15, inc (19), ch 1, turn;
Row 9: inc, sc 17, inc (21), ch 1, turn;
Rows 10-13: sc across (21), ch 1, turn;
Row 14: skip the 1st st, sc across until 2 sts remain, dec across final 2 sts (19), ch 1, turn;
Rows 15-17: sc across (19), ch 1, turn;
Row 18: repeat row 14 (17);
Row 19: sc across (17), ch 1, turn;
Row 20: repeat row 14 (15);
Row 21: repeat row 14 (13);
Row 22: repeat row 14 (11);
Row 23: repeat row 14 (9), do not ch at the end, break off and leave a long tail to sew it to the body.
Use a small length of dark green to stitch her…lady parts???

Arms.
Make 2 in the darker green. Each arm consists of 3 parts.

Upper Arm.
We’ll do this in continuous rounds! Starting at the shoulder.
Ch 2, leave a long tail for attaching to the body;
Rnd 1: work 5 sc into 2nd ch from hook (5);
Rnd 2: sc around (5);
Rnd 3: inc around (10);
Rnds 4-15: sc around (10);
Stuff.
Rnd 16: dec around (5), break off.

Lower Arm.
Starting at the wrist. The elbow portion is going to be open for attaching to the upper arm.
Ch 2;
Rnd 1: work 5 sc into 2nd ch from hook (5);
Rnd 2: sc around (5);
Rnd 3: inc around (10);
Rnds 4-11: sc around (10), stuff, break off and leave a long tail for joining. Attach it at a slight angle.

Hand.
The hands are a bit hard to see, but I think they have 3 fingers. We’re going to start at the wrist, leave a long tail for attaching to the arm.
Ch 9, sl into 1st ch to form loop, ch 1;
Rnd 1: sc into the same st and around (9), sl into the top of 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 2: sc around (9), sl into the top of 1st st, ch 1;
Rnd 3: * sc 2, inc, repeat from * around (12), sl into top of 1st st, ch 4;
Fingers (it might get a little confusing here): sc into the 2nd ch from hook and down the ch (this is the 1st finger), begin to create a close, flat seam and work 2 sc through both sides of the hand, ch 4, sc into the 2nd ch from the hook and down (2nd finger), sc 2, ch 4, sc into the 2nd ch and down, sc to close the final part of the hand, break off. Stuff the hand slightly and attach to the arm with the fingers curling to the inside.
Attached the finished arms at the shoulder with a whip stitch.

Legs.
Make 2. Like the arms, the legs are in 3 parts.

Thighs.
Starting at the top. Ch 2, leave a long tail for joining;
Rnd 1: work 8 sc into the 2nd ch from hook (8);
Rnd 2: inc around (16);
Rnds 3-19: sc around (15);
Stuff.
Rnd 20: dec around (8), close, break off.

Lower Leg.
Starting at the knee. Ch 2, leave a long tail for joining;
Rnd 1: work 7 sc into 2nd ch from hook (7);
Rnd 2: inc around (14);
Rnds 3-15: sc around (14); 182
Stuff.
Rnd 16: dec around (7), close, break off.

Foot.
Starting at the heel, ch 2, leave long tail for joining;
Rnd 1: work 7 sc into 2nd ch from hook, (7);
Rnd 2: sc around (7);
Rnd 3: inc around (14);
Rnds 4-6: sc around (14);
Rnd 7: * sc, inc, repeat from * around (21), ch 4;
Toes: (these are similar to the fingers but wider so get ready. Stuff the foot because we’ll be closing the end as we make the toes) sc into the 2nd ch from hook and down (1st toe), work 3 sc through both sides of the foot to begin closing, ch 4, sc into the 2nd ch from hook and down (2nd toe), work 3 sc through both sides, ch 4, sc into 2nd ch and down (3rd toe), sc to finish closing the foot. Work a row of sl around each toe back toward the first toe, going up and down either side and creating a sort of webbed foot.

The Titties!
Make 2, obviously. With light green, starting at the nipple area. We’re going to stitch on the nipple in dark green at the end. 
Ch 2;
Rnd 1: work 5 sc into the 2nd ch from hook (5);
Rnd 2: inc around (10);
Rnd 3: * sc, inc, repeat from * around (15);
Rnd 4: sc around (15), break off, leave long tail.
With the darker green and a yarn needle, work several stitched into the top of the boob to create a nipple of your desired size.
Stuff them to preferred firmness and join to the chest with a whip stitch.


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