Make a turd shape. This is the head/nose. Preferably it should be in a nice cyan color. I have never had cyan yarn in my life, so I used a baby blue cotton yarn. Ideally, if I make another, I will use a better color.
Make a turd shape that is bigger around and with a flat bottom. this is the body. Attach. I used "invisible" thread which is overpriced very fine fishing line - don't pretend it isn't.
Make a weird top hat. Attach.
Clothe that thing. Naked teensies are vulgar, dammit. p.s. I totally use nail clippers to cut my yarn when I can't find scissors. They're clean.
Arms, hands, eyes, star for hat. POOF A MAGICIAN. Listen closely and you can hear his ridiculous high-pitched cackling.
I'm going to make a larger one. Probably a King-ish Teensy. I will hopefully work out the pattern. This was a lot of fun, but he's so tiny. When I get some cyan for reals I hope to also include the swirl details on the nose and all that good stuff.
Peace out, woolly bastards.
The Woolly Rhino